Stupidity in action...
Found this on the Drudge Report;
STOCKBRIDGE, Wis. (AP) -- Three Wisconsin women are accused of tying up and assaulting a married man after allegedly finding out he was having affairs with each of them. (What a dope!)
The women are each charged with false imprisonment, a felony that carries a maximum prison term of six years. (Bet they beat the rap, what jury would convict them?)
Calumet County prosecutors say 48-year-old Therese A. Ziemann of Menasha lured the man to a Stockbridge motel last Thursday. Prosecutors say she was soon joined by 43-year-old Michelle Belliveau of Neenah; 43-year-old Wendy L. Sewell of Kaukauna; and the man's wife.
Authorities say Ziemann punched the man in the face and applied Krazy Glue to other body parts. ( I. Don't. Want. To. Know!) All four women allegedly fled with his cell phone, wallet and vehicle. (At least nobody started channeling Lorena Bobbitt!)
Prosecutors also plan to charge the wife.
Online court records didn't list defense attorneys for any woman Monday. (They'll have no trouble getting an attorney, especially a female one!)
Stockbridge is southeast of Appleton.
I've always felt that cheating on your wife was just dumb. If your marriage is going okay, why mess with success? If it's in the toilet, aren't things miserable enough with one woman, why make it worse with two (or more, as in this numbskull's case)?
Every man has his share of "the little head doing the work of the big head" but geez louise, there's a limit to understandable stupidity. Too much of it and it becomes a death wish!
This guy should try to get the charges dropped. You can bet that if this ever goes to court EVERY detail of his sexual prowess will be revealed in a VERY unflattering light! After these women are through with him he won't be able to get laid if he walked into a cathouse with a hundred dollar bill wrapped around.... OH YOU GET THE IDEA!!
And just wait till his wife takes him through the divorce court!
4 comments:
ROFLMAO - Don't mess with those "frozen north" ladies...
Thank you for the link! Is there an address I could send you and e-mail?
adultery is a bad idea, period.
oh, and I wouldn't worry about him getting laid ever again....I'll bet Mr Super Glue took care of THAT! (it damn sure would if he'd been my husband.)
I sent you an e-mail! -Theo
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