Alternative Ash Wednesday liturgy.
It starts:
"For this liturgy the celebrator shall wear a black overall with a day glo work vest to identify with the working people of God. On his head he shall wear a black hard hat with purple trim. (A purple pompom may be added by Monsignore)"
It get better, the rest is here http://gkupsidedown.blogspot.com/2009/02/alternative-ash-wednesday-liturgy.html
5 comments:
Completely ASININE!
Need I say more?
Hey Rev, did you click on the link?
fabulous bit of satire!!
Yes I did, and while I was reading it, it brought to mind a consecration of a bishop that I attended several years ago.
As the presiding bishop, followed by the bishop-elect and other clergy were proceeding down the aisle toward the altar, a group of nuns, dressed in leotards (each one wore a different color) came prancing in what could only be described as a "dance of the fairies", while some sort of 'new-age' music played in the background. Some of the nuns were strewing rose petals around while others were waving long sheets of cloth that matched the color of their leotards.
It all got so strange that I had to get up and leave.
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