"For this liturgy the celebrator shall wear a black overall with a day glo work vest to identify with the working people of God. On his head he shall wear a black hard hat with purple trim. (A purple pompom may be added by Monsignore)"
It get better, the rest is here http://gkupsidedown.blogspot.com/2009/02/alternative-ash-wednesday-liturgy.html
Wednesday, February 25, 2009