Rubbed spices on his victim?

FRESNO, California - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing. (Spices? Was the worker mumbling, "Eat me"?)

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house. (We're talking really stupid here.)

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 20- centimetre-long. (What a hot dog!)

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered. (Still wondering about those spices!)