Sandra Fluke and the cost of contraceptives.
By now I'm sure everyone has heard of the Georgetown University law student who said that the cost of her contraceptives during her time at school ran over three thousand bucks.
3K. Three large. The third positive number, followed by as many zeros.
She sounds like the sort of girl who, if she had as many sticking out of her as were stuck into her, would look like a human porcupine.
I know Rush Limbaugh and others have said the same thing in other words, but it boggles my mind that any woman would stand up in public and calmly admit to being such a mattress backed, round heeled roboslut. The sort of girl who does it dog style, hog style, any old style! I remember "back in the day" when you'd drive by the golden arches of Micky D's and see a sign boasting of how many millions had been served, wonder if there's a similar sign near her house? Do you get fries with that? How about a Happy Meal toy?
A "happy Meals" toy! Any Mickey D's putting a toy that Sandra would give away would have to be located in a very rough neighbourhood!
Did some quick math...
Average 12-pack of brand-name condoms goes for about $7, or about 58 cents a piece.
At a grand a year, we're talking right around 1700 condoms.
If the school year is 300 days, we're looking at 5 to 6 sexual acts PER DAY.
When does she have time to go to classes?
Steve "scotju" Dalton, at least a neighborhood with a lot of street lights for her to stand under.
The Watcher, maybe she'd doing it in class. As for it being the cost of condoms, it makes sense seeing as how she can get the Pill free from Planned Parenthood.
Unless the money is used for mouthwash, petroleum jelly and vaginal creams. But she'd have to get them in 55 gallon drums to rack up a bill that high!
I presume this woman is unmarried. But if she isn't...Gee SV, that Sandra Fluke sounds like she's see more penis than a Fenway Park urinal. Along with Mickey D's she sounds like Burger King, where you get it your way. Chicks like her aren't called "fun" because she's chinese. I hear she also has peanut butter legs: smooth, creamy and easy to spread.
I've seen liberals foaming at the mouth like those muzzies in Afghanistan with Rush telling the truth about her. To those who are saying I'm being "uncharitable" well, what do we call an unmarried woman who fornicates so much she spends $3,000 on contraceptives? A VIRGIN?!!!! Calling a spade a spade isn't "uncharitable". St. Mary of Egypt was quite the slut too before she repented.
VSO, St. Mary of Egypt would have a thing or two to relate to Sandra Fluke. But only if she'd listen, which is doubtful.
I did some checking on my own. Generic versions of the Pill run from about $17 to $26 a month, depending on whether you buy a 3-month supply and whether you buy them online or at your local Walgreen's through their Prescription Savers Club. $1,000/yr. is about $83.33 a month; unless the braniacs at Georgetown still don't know to go for generics or the Safeway Drug on Wisconsin St. is ripping them off, there's still quite a gap between $26 and $83.
A lot of people have done the math and wondered where Sandra Fluke came up with her $3,000 over the three years of law school. Here, the simplest explanation is the most likely one: she pulled the number out of a hat to create the illusion that contraceptives are hard to get for poor students.
Anthony, I've no doubt you're correct. But my initial astonishment that any woman would stand up and publicly declare herself to be sexually promiscuous is still standing. I guess it only shows my own sheltered life.
Sheesh! What a bizarro world!
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