Back into the Bizarro Universe......

Some people really need to get a grip.

Were I the father of this kid, Hell would freeze before I'd put him back in that school. Maybe that isn't an option but.....

These dingbats must have kids themselves (they can reproduce, scary thought). I wonder how they handle it when little Johnny wants a supersoaker? Encourage him to plant flowers maybe?

Bad news; we've got the same problem here in Texas. The War Department knows a couple from her church who have a child in grade school. Turns out the kid was taught by his teachers that firearms are "evil". This is in a rural area north of Dallas where coyotes are known to roam at night (keeps the stray cat population down!), not exactly San Francisco.

And I won't even go into what they teach about cigarettes.