Pissing in my Cheerios.

"You dump Cheerios in the toilet and teach the boys to aim for them".

That's the War Department on teaching our boys how to pee without washing down the entire bathroom.

The things a college education in nursing will teach you. Sheesh, all these years I thought having them clean up their mess would suffice. It did for yours truly, no Cheerios in any bowl but the one my breakfast was in! Nope, would have been a waste of food.

But hey, what the heck do I know? Like I've said before, my expertise is used when the toilet starts backing up.

Somedays I really feel like I'm in a bizarro universe. Like today.

Cheerios in the toilet, noted.

And I can't wait to find out how we teach them to take a dump!

UPDATE:

According to the WD's pastor it doesn't always work. His kid just likes to dump Cheerios in the toilet and watch them go swirling down the drain.