A tribute.

Every sub sailor knows how much we value descriptive language. Most of our "role models" are those crusty old farts who could blister paint off a bulkhead at 50 paces merely by screaming out a (for them) routine line of invective.

Today I came across a description of Rosie O'Donnell that sticks in my head. Forget who said it but man, it's good!

"If brains were cotton she couldn't make a tampon for a pissant."

Some people have a natural talent for that sort of thing.