My overeducated moron of a brother-in-law is currently moving to Viet Nam while his equally "dumb as a box of rocks" father recently confided he wants to move to Costa Rica. I think they would both benefit from this:
6 Reasons Your Plans to Move Abroad Might Not Work Out
But to be completely honest it'd probably be like trying to teach a pig to sing, i.e. you just waste your time and amuse the pig.
Sometimes I really wonder if my wife is a foundling.
(H/T to the Ignorant Redneck)