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The title of this blog refers to the routine evolution of pressurizing & emptying to sea a human waste tank of an American submarine built prior to the mid 70's. If you don't do it right you wind up covered with excrement. The same can be said for blogging at times. Been there, done that, got the tee shirt. I'm a retired Senior Chief A-ganger from the US Submarine Service. Revert back in the Catholic Church. Recovering alcoholic. Living in Texas. 59 years old, happily married with three children, all eight years of age or under. Fully "retired", the wife works while I take care of the kids and home.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

How To Get The Wife's Attention...

...in three easy steps.

(1) Determine the clothes dryer is malfunctioning and tear it down to parade rest while she's out at church.

(2) Greet her as she walks in the door with, "We're gonna be drying clothes in the garage for a few days while I wait on parts."

(3) Insure the disassembled dryer is easily seen by leaving the pieces/parts laid out on the kitchen floor.

Hey, the damned thing wasn't working and I'm the stay-at-home parent so no big deal, right?

8 comments:

Adrienne said...

Oy vey! Dangerous...

Stacy Trasancos said...

Oooh, we went through this last year. Hand her a rose! :-) Best wishes with the laundry!!!

Subvet said...

Adrienne, well who would want to live a boring life?

Subvet said...

Stacy Trasancos, thanks. Maybe next time I'll give more warning.

Roses work, I've used them before.

Anthony S. Layne said...

It could have been worse ... you could have picked out a new pattern of wallpaper for the bedroom and started putting it up without consulting her first. I'd give you a longer life span sprinkling arsenic on your eggs.

Mary Ellen/Nunly said...

Men...sigh. If you were my husband, the dryer wouldn't be the only thing missing parts. ;-)

Subvet said...

Anthony, it definetly could have been worse. After 13 years together this wasn't entirely unexpected. But I SHOULD have given some warning.

Subvet said...

Mary Ellen/Nunly, theres a fair amount of give and take between the wife and I. It's a case of water seeking it's own level.

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