B.O. and bowling...

Seems B.O. can't say diddle squat and get it right when he's off the teleprompter. I'll bet his speechwriters wouldn't have allowed his "bowling gaffe".

Especially since at least one participant in the Special Olympics can wax his ass!

Found this at Breitbart.com:

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) - The top bowler for the Special Olympics looks forward to meeting President Barack Obama in an alley. (You can bet it would never be televised. Too bad!)

"He bowled a 129. I bowl a 300. I could beat that score easily," Michigan's Kolan McConiughey (KO-lahn Mc-KAHNA-he) told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

The athletic-minded president made an offhand remark Thursday on "The Tonight Show" comparing his weak bowling to "the Special Olympics or something." He quickly apologized and told the Special Olympics chairman he wants to have some of its athletes visit the White House to bowl or play basketball. (Just to be safe, he'll have the bowlers play basketball and the basketball players bowl. But I bet he'd still get his ass kicked in bowling!)

McConiughey, who is mentally disabled, is just the bowler for the job. He's bowled five perfect games since 2005. (Dude!!)

The 35-year-old McConiughey has been bowling since he was 8 or 9. His advice for Obama? Practice every day. (Learning to shut his mouth would help too!)