Which Branch of the Military Service is the Best?
Kinda hard to argue with this one;
-Which Branch of the Military Services is the Best?
A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was "The Best." The arguing became so heated the four service men failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. They were hit by the truck and killed instantly.
Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen asked him, "Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best?"
Saint Peter replied, "I can't answer that. However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven."
Some time later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven. The four servicemen asked Saint Peter if he was able to find the answer. Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peter's shoulder. In the dove's beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen:
MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY ONE TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines
SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best
1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble.
2. Each serves America well and with distinction.
3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man.
4. Always be proud of that. Warm regards,
GOD USN (Retired)
Now can someone give me an "Amen"?
8 comments:
No fair!
OOOOOHH you're just too bad!!
Ignorant Redneck, hey it's what the Man said!
MightyMom, yes dear.
well, the marines are a department of the navy, right????
Junglemom, I've been told they'll agree to that until they learn how to walk on water.
I hear that the marines are the MENS department of the navy.
Jungle Mom, LOL. When a marine tells me that I tell him we can talk about it once we hit test depth.
I'm just saying...
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