I've actually seen a few like these.........
These lines are actual lines from Military Performance Appraisals:
1. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
2. A room temperature IQ.
3. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
4. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
5. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
6. Bright as Alaska in December.
7. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
8. He's so dense, light bends around him.
9. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
10. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
6 comments:
Gotta remember some of those...I know several folks whom they really apply to....
wow, harsh.
by the way, Happty Veterans Day sweeite!
come and get your prize dear
Ha! I think I'm related to most of them.... ;o)
Happy Veteran's Day, and Thank You for your service and sacrifice, P.
Diane
hey SubVet,
happy Vets day, Bro. (But as an old doggie, I gotta ask--do you use a night light, or just sorta glow in the dark? *snigger snigger*
Cookie, I'm sure you would!
MightyMom, thanks dear.
Diane J., thanks for the kind words.
Ignorant Redneck, same to ya for Veterans Day. As for glowing in the dark or a nightlight, we just use our hearing like sonar. No need for lights then!
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