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A Catholic who follows Rome & the Magisterium. I'm against gay "marriage", abortion, embryonic stem cell research, euthanasia, human cloning. Altar girls, Communion in the hand, Eucharistic Ministers and "Protestant" music in the Church doesn't bother me at all. A proud American retired submarine sailor. Our borders should be secured with a 10 ft. high fence topped by concertina wire with minefields out to 20 yards on both sides and an additional 10 yards filled with warning signs outside of that Let's get energy independent NOW! Back Israel to the max, stop appeasing followers of the Pedophile Prophet. Pro 2nd Amendment, pro death penalty, Repeal all hate crime legislation. Back the police unless you'd rather call a hippie when everything hits the fan. Get government out of dealing with education, childhood obesity and the enviornment. Stop using the military for sociological experiments and if we're in a war don't micromanage their every move. Kill your television, limit time on the computer and pick up a book. God's will be done and may He have mercy upon us all.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

I've actually seen a few like these.........

These lines are actual lines from Military Performance Appraisals:

1. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

2. A room temperature IQ.

3. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

4. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

5. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

6. Bright as Alaska in December.

7. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

8. He's so dense, light bends around him.

9. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

10. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.

6 comments:

Cookie..... said...

Gotta remember some of those...I know several folks whom they really apply to....

MightyMom said...

wow, harsh.

by the way, Happty Veterans Day sweeite!

MightyMom said...

come and get your prize dear

Diane J. said...

Ha! I think I'm related to most of them.... ;o)

Happy Veteran's Day, and Thank You for your service and sacrifice, P.

Diane

ignorant redneck said...

hey SubVet,

happy Vets day, Bro. (But as an old doggie, I gotta ask--do you use a night light, or just sorta glow in the dark? *snigger snigger*

Subvet said...

Cookie, I'm sure you would!

MightyMom, thanks dear.

Diane J., thanks for the kind words.

Ignorant Redneck, same to ya for Veterans Day. As for glowing in the dark or a nightlight, we just use our hearing like sonar. No need for lights then!

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