News reporting at it's finest?

We have ongoing scandals involving Benghazi, the IRS, Kermit Gosnell and the DOJ improperly monitoring the Associated Press.

 

So when I open my paper this morning what story is at the center top of page 1A?

Angelina Jolie's decision to have elective surgery, thats what.

While adolescent males of all ages throughout the free world are now hopelessly traumatized by that news, there really ARE more important things that demand the attention of responsible citizens.