10 yr. old attacked by Jabba the Hut....
Just check out the mug on this guy: http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/10/05/police-oc-gang-member-tried-to-grab-boy-going-to-soccer-practice/
Seriously, if you're going to be into a life of crime you should keep yourself smaller than a U-Haul trailer. The story states the soccer coach tackled this guy, wonder what it feels like to dive onto the Pillsbury Doughboy? As big as this lug was, I'm sure the cops in the chopper had no problem finding him. The most difficult part would have been for the pilot to fly while laughing his ass off.
Ol' Stay Puft might have gotten away if in trying to haul ass he didn't have to make three trips.
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