Note to my fellow old farts...

After reading recent stories detailing how we're more restricted on using nuclear weapons, the spurning of traditional allies (Israel & Great Britain), the hugfests offered to Iran, Venezuela, etc. I've had a thought regarding physical fitness.

Start a regimen of daily stretching exercises. Thus when the time comes to kiss your ass goodbye, you'll be ready.

S'cuse me, gotta do some deep knee bends.