A question of Presidential protocol...

"We call the wife of any male President the First Lady. So if we had a woman as President, what would we call her husband?"--a recent question from the War Department.

That got me thinking, "First Gentleman" sounds stilted and ridiculous. Ditto for "First Husband", forget about "First Man". "Best Man" gets used whenever theres a traditional wedding. That leave us with.....what?

The best I can come up with is, "Him Thats Got It Going On". But I suspect that doesn't play well either.

I dunno.