Me-me-me-me!

Here it is, courtesy of the Ignorant Redneck;

11 Questions for my friends:1. Do you cut your sandwiches into squares or triangles?

  Who has time to cut sandwiches?

2. Do you know Beethoven as one of the worlds greatest composers, or as a big dog in a rather ordinary children's movie.

 Ya mean that deaf guy who composed music? Yes, I know that description might fit a lot of modern day "artists", but I'm thinking of a few centuries back.

3. What color is your toothbrush? And, is your toothbrush interchangeable with your spouses? With their full knowledge and consent?

 Mine is white & blue. The wife would claim justifiable homocide if I got caught using hers, that thought keeps me honest.

4. Do you stir your coffee right to left or left to right? And do you ding your spoon on the edge of the cup until the rest of the family screams blue murder?

Neither, but I occasionally gargle to get the kids to laugh. Really hacks the wife off!.

5. Do you ever wear odd socks? And if you do, do you always start the day by sayingyou hope you don't die today?

 I've two colors, black or white. It's kind of hard to justify mixing them.

6/ Is perspicacious part of your vocabulary?

I know what it means and wouldn't use it on a bet.

7. What was donatello before he bacame a world famous Ninja Turtle?

 A turtle egg. Next!

8. Does your exerciser regime challenge more than your wii controller muscles?  

 Folks in my neighborhood don't do wii, but we're tops in hubcap hurling for the Redneck Olympics!

9. Do you laugh hysterically at your own jokes? At confession?

Yep, maybe thats why "Father" tells me to stop bragging.

10. What are the names of Donald Duck's nephews?

 Aren't they the "Less" brothers, i.e. Use, Hope & Dick?.

11. And, lastly, for fans of the brilliant Charles Schultz, have you ever had occasion to call any of your children "Pigpen"?

"Knucklehead" is good enough.

I don't know yet who I'll pass this on to. Gotta get back to that later