Supersoakers will probably earn you "ten in the pen"
Someone please tell me this isn't real. Please, please, please with chocolate all over it and whipped cream with a cherry on top TELL ME THIS SHIT AIN'T HAPPENING!!!
From http://www.capitol.hawaii.gov/session2011/bills/HB432_.HTM, the official website of the state government of Hawaii comes an excerpt from HB432 which is currently making it's way through the state House of Representatives:
"§709- Sale of toy guns to minors prohibited. (1) It shall be unlawful to sell, attempt to sell, or offer for sale a toy gun to a minor under eighteen years of age...
So if I read this correctly, any kid buying a water pistol will be in deep kimchi.
Oh Lord, please take me from this Bizarro Universe that I have fallen into, return me to my home world 'cause these people are NUTS!!
(H/T to Moonbattery)
5 comments:
Huh! In the UK some packets of peanuts are printed with the message: "WARNING - may contain nuts."
Liberal lawmakers with too much time in their hands.
Left-footer, I guess stupidit is spreading all over the world.
Rick, WAY too much time!
Left-footer and Subvet,
Peanuts are not nuts they are a legume. Just search death by anaphylaxis and you should see why the warning is needed.
Steve
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