Now THAT had to hurt!!
Found at Breitbart.com
SALT LAKE CITY - It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, says she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her. Morris eventually grabbed the man's boxer shorts and pulled.
Salt Lake City police say she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.
The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.
7 comments:
The development of non-lethal force technology continues apace. I understand the Army is working on a mobile 23,000 wedgie delivery system. It will reduce two entire infantry divisions into a squirming, wriggling uncomfortable mass of demoralized humanity.
Sig, would an effective countermeasure be found in not wearing underwear?
OUCH!
Pops
Anti-wedgie counter measures include:
1) The Commando Option (already mentioned by Subvet)
2) The Nuclear Option (staple or rivet underwear to back and hips)
3) The Iron Maiden Option (underwear made of extremely rigid material)
now you must know I'm a master at wedgie weilding. I've had quite a bit of mid-Mass practice with my boys.
Don't look at me that way...IT WORKS!!
Here's the thing about the commando defense. Unless you plan on being nekkid...it ain't gonna help much.
iron underwear might help.....might chaff a bit though...that could be worse than a wedgie I'd think....make it kinda hard to run ya know.
personally I like the nuclear option....
:-)
and I just GOTTA say.
WHAT A WOMAN!! YEEEEES!! I'd so love to give her a high five!
Somehow, Yvonne just got be the sexiest name on earth.
I'm with MightyMom--whattta woman!
off topic, you'll like this
http://kimberlyburke-awesomegod.blogspot.com/2009/02/ive-noticed-that-everyone-who-is-for.html
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