You can't make this shit up. Really. I found it via Always On Watch.
And this is the product description carried on Amazon.com;
Product DescriptionPrinted in a size that easily fits into pocket or purse, this book is an anthology of quotations borrowed from Barack Obama's speeches and writings. POCKET OBAMA serves as a reminder of the amazing power of oratory and the remarkable ability of this man to move people with his words. His superb and captivating oratory style has earned comparisons to John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, and this collection presents words that catapulted his remarkable rise to the American Presidency. Includes themes of democracy, politics, war, terrorism, race, community, jurisprudence, faith, personal responsibility, national identity, and above all, his hoped-for vision of a new America. This book is truly a primer for readers who want to examine the substance of his thought and reflect on the next great chapter in the American story. It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times.
Now I know that last sentence was made tongue-in-cheek as an advertising ploy, but I'm not shitting anyone when I say, IT CREEPS ME OUT!!!
Okay, just where is this cult of personality taking us?
"Dear God, I've learned my lesson and repent of all my sins. Please Lord, lead me back to the wormhole that led me into this Bizarro Universe. I'll be good, honest. I WANNA GO HOOOMMMEE!!! Thank You, Amen.