Getting the place "company clean"

"Company clean" was a concept the War Department introduced me to when we met. Evidently it's the type of cleaning where you jump backwards through hoops to insure anyone walking in wearing white gloves will be impressed. I'd never done it, always felt if what I lived with wasn't good enough I'll pass out the cleaning gear to anyone wanting to help. BTW, when I was single my apartment was spotless. I'm not THAT much of a slob.

Anyway, looks like the good folks down in D.C. are getting into the "company clean" mindset, here is the story.

My only question would be where will all the politicians be hanging out? If you really want to crack down on whoring...