Life is a gas.
You can't make this shit up. From The Smoking Gun.
Honest to God, if laying an SBD was a crime then half my 8th grade class were repeat offenders. That was at a Catholic school in the 60's too, when just LOOKING guilty earned you a backhand slap across the room from a 350 lb. nun. Wonder what was going on in the public schools at that time?
Still looking for the wormhole that I fell into before landing in this Bizarro Universe.
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I would guess it was the combination of "continually passing gas" along with "shutting off classmates computers" with the result of "disrupting the class" that got him arrested.
Now, arrested is a bit much...but my guess is this is no way near his first exhibition of attention getting behavior....
of course, I must say I'm liking the precedent....being that I live with the man who made sure my son's first (or thereabouts) phrase was "Good Rip Daddy, Good Rip!!!!"
As for the public schools it was pretty much the same except no nun. Just some ol' big boobed ugly old maid teacher that couldn't make it in the Nunnery!
Pops
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