Here's the story.
If he really wants to throw his money around, I know of a family living in North Texas that would very graciously allow some to be tossed their way.
"I know thy works, that thou art neither cold, nor hot. I would thou wert cold, or hot. But because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold, nor hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth." Revelation 3:15-16