Blowout in a swimming pool food fight!

Would a bicycle tire patch kit have helped this woman?

LAS CRUCES - A Sierra County woman reported her recent breast implant was damaged by a piece of plastic fruit, according to a Las Cruces police report.

The woman reported that on June 24 she was at the swimming pool of the La Quinta Inn, 790 Avenida de Mesilla in Las Cruces, when she was struck in the chest, apparently by a plastic apple.

According to the report, the woman was in the pool with several other individuals who were throwing pieces of plastic fruit they obtained from the hotel.

"I don't care what you do. I just can't get hit," the woman said she told the individuals.

Later on when police arrived, the woman said her right breast was sinking down and to the left. She refused medical attention.

The woman could not provide a description or a name of the individual or individuals responsible for throwing the fruit.

Hey honey, here's some free advice: Don't try improving on what the good Lord gave ya, more than a mouthful is a waste anyway! (h/t to Patterico's Pontifications)