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A Catholic who follows Rome & the Magisterium. I'm against gay "marriage", abortion, embryonic stem cell research, euthanasia, human cloning. Altar girls, Communion in the hand, Eucharistic Ministers and "Protestant" music in the Church doesn't bother me at all. A proud American retired submarine sailor. Our borders should be secured with a 10 ft. high fence topped by concertina wire with minefields out to 20 yards on both sides and an additional 10 yards filled with warning signs outside of that Let's get energy independent NOW! Back Israel to the max, stop appeasing followers of the Pedophile Prophet. Pro 2nd Amendment, pro death penalty, Repeal all hate crime legislation. Back the police unless you'd rather call a hippie when everything hits the fan. Get government out of dealing with education, childhood obesity and the enviornment. Stop using the military for sociological experiments and if we're in a war don't micromanage their every move. Kill your television, limit time on the computer and pick up a book. God's will be done and may He have mercy upon us all.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Blowout in a swimming pool food fight!

Would a bicycle tire patch kit have helped this woman?

LAS CRUCES - A Sierra County woman reported her recent breast implant was damaged by a piece of plastic fruit, according to a Las Cruces police report.

The woman reported that on June 24 she was at the swimming pool of the La Quinta Inn, 790 Avenida de Mesilla in Las Cruces, when she was struck in the chest, apparently by a plastic apple.

According to the report, the woman was in the pool with several other individuals who were throwing pieces of plastic fruit they obtained from the hotel.

"I don't care what you do. I just can't get hit," the woman said she told the individuals.

Later on when police arrived, the woman said her right breast was sinking down and to the left. She refused medical attention.

The woman could not provide a description or a name of the individual or individuals responsible for throwing the fruit.

Hey honey, here's some free advice: Don't try improving on what the good Lord gave ya, more than a mouthful is a waste anyway! (h/t to Patterico's Pontifications)


Joel said...

Fruit, meet hoot.

Subvet said...

now that's funny!!

Subvet said...

that was Mightymom, not Subvet by the way

ignorant redneck said...

ya know, the single biggest criterion for wether or not a womans breasts are adimably beautiful is, Are They Real?

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