There should be a warning label on her fat ass.

A member of our extended family accidently sat on our oldest son a few years ago. Since that time we refuse to allow that person into our home unless both the War Department and I are present. It's caused some hard feelings but we know we're justified.

This is a good example why we feel as we do.

And yes, that family member is incredibly fat.

It almost sounds like material for a joke, after seeing my two year old with a black eye I can say it definetly isn't.

Sorry, things like this still get my dander up. Just felt the need to vent.

Thanks for listening.