Superbowl thoughts.

Ahh, football. The great American game of homosexual tag. What other sporting event features men with padding that acentuates their physiques, covered by pants so tight they look like they were sprayed onto them?

A game with "tight ends" and "wide receivers" where a player who successfully executes his assignment will get a pat on his butt from the rest of the team.

And I won't even go into how suggestive it is when the center crouches down and the quarterback puts his hands between his legs!