Blindsided by the Goracle winning the Nobel Peace Prize?
If you're like myself you try not to get into the whole global warming schtick. Sorry, fantasy role-playing was something I gave up in high school. Recent events may have left you feeling hopelessly lost and confused.
But for the clueless like you and I there is now hope. The comrades at The People's Cube have come up with;
The book consists of the following chapters:
How we're all doomed and the planet is going to blow up.
How stopping Wal-Mart can help the polar bears.
How higher taxes can help the polar bears.
How fairness doctrine can help the polar bears.
How higher unemployment is linked to cleaner air quality.
How poor impoverished countries like to stay that way.
How the printing of Bibles destroys millions of trees every year.
How to spot heretic scientists and other Global Warming deniers.
How to report Global Warming deniers to the authorities.
How greenhouse gases should be renamed so as not to offend the green party activists, people that don't live in houses, and anyone whose last name happens to be Greenhouse.
But for the clueless like you and I there is now hope. The comrades at The People's Cube have come up with;
The book consists of the following chapters: How we're all doomed and the planet is going to blow up.
How stopping Wal-Mart can help the polar bears.
How higher taxes can help the polar bears.
How fairness doctrine can help the polar bears.
How higher unemployment is linked to cleaner air quality.
How poor impoverished countries like to stay that way.
How the printing of Bibles destroys millions of trees every year.
How to spot heretic scientists and other Global Warming deniers.
How to report Global Warming deniers to the authorities.
How greenhouse gases should be renamed so as not to offend the green party activists, people that don't live in houses, and anyone whose last name happens to be Greenhouse.
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I invented Internet Warming so I can get the next Peace Prize!
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