Cue "The Godfather" theme.
Somehow the name, "Michael Al-Corleone" just doesn't sound right. And does Fredo get sent to Mecca vice Las Vegas after Vito is shot?
"I know thy works, that thou art neither cold, nor hot. I would thou wert cold, or hot. But because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold, nor hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth." Revelation 3:15-16