Cue Twilight Zone music......

You just can't make this shit up!

Think of trying to write this crap with a straight face, "Some students are presumably eligible for four or five graduations. A gay student with a Native American father and a Filipino mother could attend the Asian, Filipino, and American Indian ceremonies, plus the mainstream graduation and the Lavender Graduation for gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered students."

I'd never make it in academia, inside of a day I'd die laughing!