Back to the Bizarro Universe...

Another entry for the "You just can't make this shit up!" department.

54 million? Must have been one heck of a set of pants!

But in all sincerity I can understand it. I started crying the day I accidentally flushed my favorite pair of underwear down the toilet. Broke my heart. As I recall my mother told me to stop crying as I was almost five and getting to be a big boy.

Maybe I should sue myself for mental anguish.