For those of us who can't wait for the next Harry Potter book (yes, I read 'em too) here is a sneak peek courtesy of Harvey at IMAO.
"I know thy works, that thou art neither cold, nor hot. I would thou wert cold, or hot. But because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold, nor hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth." Revelation 3:15-16