Trade school anyone?

So much for higher education!

The War Department and I are hoping our kids get to go to Baylor University when they're old enough. The WD has a diploma from there (BS in Nursing) so there's that whole legacy thing going for us.

In case you haven't heard of Baylor, it's well known in Texas. A Southern Baptist college, they took a flying leap into the 20th Century a few years back by finally allowing coed dancing on campus. They've also got a code of conduct forbidding behavior that might reflect negatively on the school. PLAYBOY has tried several times to get some girls from Baylor to pose, no luck so far.

With all this in mind we feel our kids might actually get an education in something besides Phallus 101. The amount of money we'll be paying, I sure don't want the little darlings just dicking around (couldn't pass that one up, sorry).