Check this out.
Okay, only question I have is how do you "accidentally" ingest cat crap? Even my CPO initiation "back in the day" drew the line there!
Thanks (I think) to the Catholic Caveman for this one.
"I know thy works, that thou art neither cold, nor hot. I would thou wert cold, or hot. But because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold, nor hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth." Revelation 3:15-16