Guy #1: I spent some time in Okinawa with the army.
Guy #2: Oh, I think my brother lives in Okinawa!
Guy #1: Where in Okinawa?
Guy #2: Tulsa.
If you think this is funny, please recall that not too long ago we had a Congressional Representative voice his fears that too many military personnel on the island of Guam could be catastrophic: http://youtu.be/zNZczIgVXjg
Yep, they live amongst us and they can reproduce. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Reminds me of Mark Twain: "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
ReplyDeleteAnthony, I think Twain was being optimistic.
ReplyDelete"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
ReplyDeleteSplendid quote, Anthony.