Saturday, February 05, 2011

Supersoakers will probably earn you "ten in the pen"

Someone please tell me this isn't real. Please, please, please with chocolate all over it and whipped cream with a cherry on top TELL ME THIS SHIT AIN'T HAPPENING!!!

From http://www.capitol.hawaii.gov/session2011/bills/HB432_.HTM, the official website of the state government of Hawaii comes an excerpt from HB432 which is currently making it's way through the state House of Representatives:

"§709- Sale of toy guns to minors prohibited. (1) It shall be unlawful to sell, attempt to sell, or offer for sale a toy gun to a minor under eighteen years of age...

So if I read this correctly, any kid buying a water pistol will be in deep kimchi.

Oh Lord, please take me from this Bizarro Universe that I have fallen into, return me to my home world 'cause these people are NUTS!!

(H/T to Moonbattery)

5 comments:

  1. Huh! In the UK some packets of peanuts are printed with the message: "WARNING - may contain nuts."

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  2. Liberal lawmakers with too much time in their hands.

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  3. Left-footer, I guess stupidit is spreading all over the world.

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  4. Rick, WAY too much time!

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  5. Anonymous7:49 AM

    Left-footer and Subvet,

    Peanuts are not nuts they are a legume. Just search death by anaphylaxis and you should see why the warning is needed.

    Steve

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